BEHA’ALOSCHA (Numbers, 8:1-12:16) — “Let ‘Em Eat Doughnuts!”

 Some people are just never satisfied.  

…Manna falls from Heaven, and it tastes like whatever you feel like eating…However, there were objections.  Suddenly, everyone got hungry: 

Who will feed us meat?  We remember the free fish we ate in Egypt; the cucumbers and the melons; the leeks, onions, and garlic.  Our souls are dried out; there’s nothing to look forward to but manna!”  

…Ahh!  The good old days!  Make bricks, be whipped by your Egyptian taskmasters, build pyramids, and watch Jewish children thrown into the Nile.  Oh, and by the way, eat all the onions you want! …  

Read more. 

Additional messages from previous years:

  “G-d’s Partners” (2009) 

“Who’s Your Brother?” (2006) 

“Second Chance” (2005) 

“The SEVEN Books of Moses?” (2004) 

“Happy Passover . . . er . . .Chanukah!” (2003) 

“I’m the Greatest…and the Most Modest!” (2002) 

Published in: on May 23, 2013 at 7:00 pm  Leave a Comment  

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